Jokes

Two sarder are driving a car, one puts on the
indicator and asks the other>
To check whether it is working.
He puts his hand out and says
YES..NOYES..NO..YES..NO

Sarder returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says – What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all"?
Librarian; So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory…

A sarder was fond of detective novels, he always
read from the middle, why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only
about its end but also its deginning !