Star Plus India TV drama

Basic requirements for producing a Star Plus (Indian TV) Drama:
1) Two cars
2) two or three mobile phones
3) a hospital, to be used again and again
4) drums of glycerin because everyone there will have to weep
5) 100s of different families because dramas will consist of 1000 or more episodes

Common sentences of Star Plus drama:
1) Mughey kuch naheen sunna hei
2) kiya matlab?
3) mein samjha naheen!
4) humara 500 krore ka business hei
5) You just wait and watch!
6) Your dialed number is out of reach!
7) Mugh sey bura koi nahee ho ga!
8) hum sirif achey dost hein