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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual
funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet
behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a
black dog.

Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't
stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I
know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this
with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? "

The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. "

What happened to her? " !

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
dog attacked and killed her also. "

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one
asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "

The man replied "Join the queue."