Think b4 u do...

>A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered
> that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone
> to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After
> junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a
> lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad
> on the mobile. (Women!!)
>
> She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon
> seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap,
> and she slapped him again, for good measure.
>
> People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause
> of the commotion was. The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the
> lady said to him when he called.
>
> Junior said "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at
> present.
> Please Try Again Later"...