Funny Marketing Slogans

Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.

Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She maybe your grandmother!

Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.

Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has beenpersonally passed by the manager.