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Software Engineer Kid
The Teacher gave a punishment to the student and asked
him to write
"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class" 500
times on board.
AND
The Student Wrote
#include
int main (void)
{
int count;
for (count = 1; count <= 500; count ++)
{
printf(""I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes
in the Class");
}
return (0);
}
him to write
"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class" 500
times on board.
AND
The Student Wrote
#include
int main (void)
{
int count;
for (count = 1; count <= 500; count ++)
{
printf(""I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes
in the Class");
}
return (0);
}
Be a born software engineer
The Teacher gave a punishment to the student and asked
him to write
"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class" 500
times on board.
AND
The Student Wrote
#include
int main (void)
{
int count;
for (count = 1; count <= 500; count ++)
{
printf(""I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes
in the Class");
}
return (0);
}
him to write
"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class" 500
times on board.
AND
The Student Wrote
#include
int main (void)
{
int count;
for (count = 1; count <= 500; count ++)
{
printf(""I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes
in the Class");
}
return (0);
}
HR exceutive writes a love letter
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in
Love with you since
the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the
meeting held
between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I would
like to present myself
as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of
three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on
the job training and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion
from lover to
spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment
would initially be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your
performance, I might
take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am
broadminded enough to
be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of
receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled
without further notice
and I shall be considering someone else. I would be
happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish
to take up this
offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo ( HR Executive )
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in
Love with you since
the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the
meeting held
between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I would
like to present myself
as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of
three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on
the job training and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion
from lover to
spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment
would initially be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your
performance, I might
take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am
broadminded enough to
be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of
receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled
without further notice
and I shall be considering someone else. I would be
happy, if you could
forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish
to take up this
offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo ( HR Executive )