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Allianz Stadium

The brand new 66,000 seater stadium (the Alliance Arena) will become the home of both Munich’s 1st division football clubs (FC Bayern München and TSV 1860 München) from 2005. The unique stadium will be able to change colour depending on which team is playing their (Bayern – red, 1860 – blue). Here some pics of the stadium...

U & ur Boss

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy.

When I do something without being told, I am trying tobe smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative.

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating.

When I make a mistake, am an idiot,
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wandering around,
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick,
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview,
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets!!!!!

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10 tips for better writing...

1. Capitals:
Avoid the temptation to capitalize words in the middle of a sentence Just To Provide Emphasis Like This. If you want to be more emphatic consider using bold face, italics, color or larger text.
2. Commas:
The most common use of the comma is to join together short sentences to make a single longer sentence. We do this with one of the following small joining words: and, or, but, yet, for, nor, or so. For example:
We have finished the work, and we are looking forward to the weekend.
Notice that the two halves of this sentence could each be sentences in their own right. They thus need to be separated with a comma and joining word. In the next example, though, we don't need a comma: We have finished the work and are looking forward to the weekend.
The halves of that sentence could not stand alone, so no comma was used.
3. Ellipsis:
The ellipsis is a series of three -- and ONLY THREE -- full stops used to mark missing words, an uncertain pause, or an abrupt interruption. Avoid the temptation to use six or seven dots -- it looks amateurish. For example, we write:
Niles: But Miss Fine's age is only ...
Fran: Young! Miss Fine's age is only young!
4. Excessive punctuation:
Only one exclamation mark or question mark should be used at a time. Consider the following over-punctuated examples:
Buy now!!!
Great bargains!!!!!!!!!! Excessive punctuation looks too much like hysteria and detracts from your credibility. Avoid it.
5. Headings:
For long works, establish a clear hierarchy of headings. Microsoft Word's heading styles are great for this. (They also allow you to automatically create a table of contents.)
6. Hyphenating prefixes:
Most prefixes don't need a hyphen; i.e. we write "coexist", not "co-exist". There are exceptions, though. The prefixes "self-" and "ex-" are almost always hyphenated.
7. Numbers:
Numbers of ten or less are normally written as words.
8. Quotation marks:
Users of American English should use double quotes (" "). Users of British English should choose either single quotes (' ') or double quotes and stick with them for the whole document. Incidentally, British English usage is increasingly moving towards single quotes.
9. Spaces:
Modern style is to use a single space at the end of a sentence, not two. Also, most punctuation marks (e.g. commas, full stops, question marks) are not preceded by a space.
10.Tables:
Set table text one or two points smaller than the main body text and in a sans-serif font such as Arial or Verdana. Avoid vertical lines as they tend to add unnecessary clutter.
Armed with these simple guidelines, your business writing should be well received every time. Good luck!

DJ Spin....

Info abt Human Body....

Our heart beats around 100,000 times every day.
Our blood is on a 60,000-mile journey.

Our eyes can distinguish up to one million color surfaces and take in more information than the largest telescope known to man.

Our lungs inhale over two million liters of air every day, without even thinking. They are large enough to cover a tennis court.

Our hearing is so sensitive it can distinguish between hundreds of thousands of different sounds.

Our sense of touch is more refined than any device ever created.

Our brain is more complex than the most powerful computer and has over 100 billion nerve cells.

We give birth to 100 billion red cells every day.

When we touch something, we send a message to our brain at 124 mph.

We have over 600 muscles.

We exercise at least 30 muscles when we smile.

We are about 70 percent water.

We make one liter of saliva a day.

Our nose is our personal air-conditioning system: it warms cold air, cools hot air and filters impurities.

In one square inch of our hand we have nine feet of blood vessels, 600 pain sensors, 9000 nerve endings, 36 heat sensors and 75 pressure sensors.

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How may i help u.........

Below given are True telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the World.....

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left ?

Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly ?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer ?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you ?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard ?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work !

Our Superstar in his style.....

A suprise gift...

A wife was very unhappy with her car and complained to her husband:

Buy me a suprise for my birthday she said. Something that accelerates 0 to 100 in 4 seconds.... And i would prefer a navy blue one.

Happy and excited she was counting days for her birthday..

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought..........


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Inzy's Interview

Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today?
Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya the indian batsman
is play very good today. we is try very hard but is not win the game.

Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?
Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot very hard in our
gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the grass is also
thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance?
Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for many run. Asif is
bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of shape. umpire is
not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one ball

Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is practice a lot
sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more practice sticking
balls in our hands.

Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
Inzy: yaIndia is on top but we is try to bounce on our back. Insha
allah we is play better.

Rameez: All the best Inzy
Inzy: Thank is you

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Coming up: 'Desi US'

Kerala-based director T. Rajeevnath is to make a documentary showcasing the success stories of the Indian diaspora in America.

The first scene of the 90-minute film titled Desi US will be shot in Delhi with Minister for Overseas Indian Affairs Vayalar Ravi by February-end, said Rajeevnath, a Kerala resident who has won national and international awards. The documentary will be released by June.

"This is a film produced by the US State Department and US-based First Serve International. The film tells the success story of several Indians in the US and is about the peaceful co-existence of Indians in the US," Rajeevnath says.

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LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3-1/2 inch floppy ..
you just hoped nobody ever found out

Indian Team

The Indian team after winning the series against Pakistan(4-1) well done guys...

Todays Cartoon

Can u identify the parts..

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Jokes

Two sarder are driving a car, one puts on the
indicator and asks the other>
To check whether it is working.
He puts his hand out and says
YES..NOYES..NO..YES..NO

Sarder returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says – What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all"?
Librarian; So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory…

A sarder was fond of detective novels, he always
read from the middle, why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only
about its end but also its deginning !

5 Ways to Get the Most Out of Each Day

Each day we start off with the best of intentions. We have important work we want to complete, people with whom we wish to speak and long-term projects we need to begin working on. But by the end of the day, we discover we've only accomplished a fraction of what we wanted. So we're forced to come in early, stay late and work weekends. Yes, we're busy, but hardly productive. Here are five timesaving tips that will help you become more productive:

1. Schedule an appointment with yourself. Give yourself uninterrupted blocks of time -- 30, 60 or 90 minutes -- during the day. This enables you to concentrate and focus your attention on the task at hand. Close your door, turn off the phone and beeper, and give yourself time to think and concentrate as you tackle your tasks and projects.

2. Make the most of your prime time. There's a time of day when we have lots of energy and enthusiasm, and our ability to think and concentrate is high. Figure out when you're most effective, and tackle your most important work then. Try to schedule meetings, appointments and other activities at other times during the day.

3. Avoid impromptu meetings. They're really just interruptions and are huge time wasters and productivity destroyers. They break your concentration, disturb your train of thought and take away your momentum. The next time a person comes into your office and starts to make herself comfortable, be brief and say that you're in the middle of a very important project. Then ask if you could get together at a mutually convenient time later in the day.

4. Schedule your telephone calls. Every time the telephone rings it's an interruption. It's okay to let a caller leave a message on your voice mail system or your answering machine. If you do pick up the phone, explain to the caller that you can't talk at that very moment, and ask to schedule a call later that day using these guidelines:
Each party should write down the time and date of the call.
Take each other's phone number so you can get in contact if there's a conflict.
Outline the topic of discussion.
Determine who will initiate the call.


5. Schedule time to meet with your staff, colleagues and coworkers. In most offices, time is wasted by people getting up from their desks to ask someone else a question. This interrupts the other person's day. Here are some ideas that will help you solve this problem:
Schedule specific times to meet with people.
Have sales and staff meetings later in the week. Most businesses in America hold their meetings first thing Monday morning, which drains people of their energy and enthusiasm. As an alternative, have the meetings on Thursday or Friday.
Assign tomorrow's work this afternoon. This gives people time to organize tomorrow's work flow and the opportunity to think about what they need to do.

by Jeffrey Maye

IIT

Funny Video

Star Plus India TV drama

Basic requirements for producing a Star Plus (Indian TV) Drama:
1) Two cars
2) two or three mobile phones
3) a hospital, to be used again and again
4) drums of glycerin because everyone there will have to weep
5) 100s of different families because dramas will consist of 1000 or more episodes

Common sentences of Star Plus drama:
1) Mughey kuch naheen sunna hei
2) kiya matlab?
3) mein samjha naheen!
4) humara 500 krore ka business hei
5) You just wait and watch!
6) Your dialed number is out of reach!
7) Mugh sey bura koi nahee ho ga!
8) hum sirif achey dost hein

Wanna have these Sandwiches

C program

#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf('100%',&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf('I Love U');

scanf('100%',&reply);

}
if(reply == 'GAALI')
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == 'SANDAL ')
exit(1);


else if(reply == 'I Love U')
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
smoke++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
"

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Love vs Like

In front of the person u love, ur heart beats faster.

But in front of the person u like, u get happy.

In front of a person u love, winter seems like a spring.

But in front of a person u like, winter is just a beautiful winter.

If u look into the eyes of the one u love, u blush.

But if u look into the eyes of the one u like, u smile.

In front of a person u love, u can't say anything on ur mind.

But in front of a person u like, u can.

In front of the one u love, u tend to get shy.

But in front of the one u like, u can show ur own self.

U can't look straight into the eyes of the one u love.

But u can always smile into the eyes of the one u like.

When the one u love is crying, u cry with him.
But when the one u like is crying, u end up comforting him.

Happy Valentine's Day

I cant get you out of my mind,

My heart, my life, my thoughts

you gave me the most precious gift

and that gift is your LOVE

I'll love you till eternity

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I Dance

i dance
ill dance for luv
ill dance for pain
ill dance hoping theres stil luv 2 gain
ill dance for them
ill dance for me
ill dance just to let the amotion see
ill dance in rain
ill dance in shine
ill dance hoping youll be mine

ill dance
then ill ask dance with me
dont go just stay
we'll dance on this day
then youll leave
ill dance and
ill still believe

ill dance for luv
ill dance for pain
ill dance hoping theres stil luv 2 gain

Amber Sellwood

Hamster dance.....

Only in America

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made evenhis first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.Unbelievably, the lawyer sued ... and won!In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous.The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire,"and was obligated to pay the claim.Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process,the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid$15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigarslost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurancecompany had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!With his own insurance claim and testimony fromthe previous case being used against him, thelawyer was convicted of intentionally burninghis insured property and was sentenced to 24months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

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Jokes...

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students.

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

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The Crush Chemistry

First of all you have to follow some steps accordingly to find out about your crush.
Choose one option from every question about your crush.
Simultaneously add the numbers next to your every option.
Then match the total with the RESUTS REACTION given below.

Now Start....

Select the initial letter of your crush.
A-1, B-2, C-3, D-4, E-5, F-6, G-7, H-8, I-9, J-10
K-1, L-2, M-3, N-4, O-5, P-6, Q-7, R-8, S-9, T-10
U-1, V-2, W-3, X-4, Y-5, Z-6.

Select his/her skin color.
Fair-5, dark-3, medium-2.

Loves you….
Too much-5, ok-4, doesn’t love u -3, don’t know-8

Gone for a date??
YES- 3 NO – 5

Height-
Is between 4 to 5 -5
Is between 5 to 6 -2
Is between 6 to 7 -8


Will you go for a date in future??
YES – 4 NO- 10

His/her eye color...
Black-8, brown-4, blue-5

His/her Favorite color-
Blue-7, black-6, brown-5, white-3, yellow-4, don’t know-1

Behavior-
Good-7, naughty-5, bad-2, strange-3, don’t know-4.

NOW MATCH YOUR TOTAL WITH THE GIVEN RESULT REACTION-

If your total is-
30- hates you
31- Adores you
32- Will cheat you
33- Will soon kiss you
34- Just a good friend
35- Loves you every moment of life
36- Will soon propose you
37- Hates your behavior
38- Loves you more than anyone else
39- Stop loving him/her
40- Has many other affaires
41- Has started loving you
42- Hates you because you are moody
43- Moody in love with you
44- Say yes if he/she proposes you
45- Not interested in you
46- Loves you very much
47- Will forget you
48- Loves you but tries to hurt you
49- Will use you as time pass
50- Doesn’t loves you
51- You will surely carry on love
52- Your family won’t accept him/her
53- Takes everything for granted
54- Your close friend is behind him/her
55- Your brother/sister
56- No chance
57- You have to propose him/her
58- Life is happy
59- Waiting to get linked with you
60- No chance
61- Will get married to someone else
62- You will live happy ever after with him/her

Titanic in 30 secs